¡Burritos! Hot on the Trail of the Little Burro


	Reader Submissions Limmericks Burrito you are my life I wish I could make you my wife You are oh so tasty and don't taste like paste-y I hope we never have strife! - Jasper "Big Burrito" B. i like burritos a lot the salsa makes them hot the men they wrap them tight the tasty smell i cannot fight another burrito i bought - Karissa Oh burrito, you are supreme with chicken, beans, and sour cream. Taco Bell has the best deals, but FreeBirds lasts me for two meals. Breakfast, dinner, or even for lunch, I love burritos a whole, whole bunch. - Julie Hultz Burrito Blues - a limerick I was taught my a Mexican cook how a well-made burrito should look. Tho' I stayed up all night, I just can't get it right. So I'm just gonna' buy the darn book! - Andrew Cortright [Ed. note: A poem that's an ad for ¡LittleBurro! -- this guy's good.] Burrito, burrito my desire I can't hide, although I'm afraid to look at what's inside. Is it beef, pork, or chicken, it doesn't matter I'm done with that.... Hey why can't I find my cat. - Dan Evans I've a hankerin' to eat a burrito With a Jackson family singer named Tito We'd add habanero And yell "caballero!" And Tito would sing like a gringo. - Rick Brannan Ah, burrito, burrito How I luv to eat you Even though you taste so great going from my mouth to my feet-o Sometimes you leave an unpleasant surpise in my seat-o That I do not find very neat-o.... - Ricky Ricardo There once was a burrito so big It was often mistaken for a pig It was al pastor Wouldn't fit through the door I had to buy it its own big rig - Yoli There once was a burrito named fred Stuffed so fat it fell out of bed It hit the ground With a guacamole splattering sound Now poor fred is dead. - Full of Fred Burrito, Burrito, Burrito You smello like my feeto The beans and rice Make me feel so nice Maybe you could put in cheetos - Maria Bonita I make my burritos from scratch I bake up a tremendous batch which for breakfast I eat and for lunch I repeat and for supper I manage to match - Bill Crumb The burrito cries, The burrito moans, as my bloody salsa knife, takes his tasty life, and sends him to his hot belly home. - Little Burrito Manson There is a man named Carlitos Who makes all types of burritos filled with meat of lean served with rice and beans and topped with quesitos - Rita Burrito burrito burrito how i love thee Whenever i bite into you, i can hear the mariachi Beans in my mouth Makes me wanna go down south I live for burritos And i swim in my speedos - Spencer Hamilton There once was a man named Murray He was old, and a bit furry Then he died of emphysema Amen, burrito - Big Bob Johnson