¡Burritos! Hot on the Trail of the Little Burro


	The Burrito Song by Todd Williams ("These are actually the lyrics to the Sandwich song of the same name. If you would like to HEAR the song, go to www.sandwich.hu" - Todd). [Ed. note: The above link may or may not be operable at this time, as Todd & Co. work on getting their new site up. If it leads nowhere, check back in a few more days. Muchas gracias.] Shy nos Where I live they aint none Shy nos can't make em with a bun Shy nos Europa lacks the skill Shy nos kill a man o get my fill Sorr ee I don't care if you don't know what they is Sorr ee I got mine now get your hands off it Sorr ee F-A-R-T Sorr ee That's the way it has got to be B-b-b-b-burrito When's the last time you had one? B-b-b-b-burrito Better run to the border to get one Forgive me if they say your food is sh** Forgive me but I have to say I must vomit Forgive me if I make your high brow low Forgive me that is how I am when I aint had no B-b-b-b-burrito When's the last time you had one? B-b-b-b-burrito Better run to the border to get one Chorus Pardon me cross the seas for a bite of this Pardon me if I crunch your toes to get my heavenly bliss Pardon me if guacamole makes me crazy Pardon me if the flavor wafts around a cloud of hazy Cook em up the beans real slow Fill it up lemon mayo with guac Add a little chili pow-wow-der Make it three alarm Goddamn! hot Roll out the tortie la white gold Onion lettuce and tomato Pour on the sauce hot, man! Pop it in the oven as fast as you can Oh my lord! Don't forget nacho cheese! Throw on the sour cream smother it, please Wrap it up, pack it up snuggie snug snug tuck it in tight like a bug in a rug That's the way we do it Northern California burrito! What do we, what do we, what do we Want? Bur-ri-to! Excuse me B-U-R-R Excuse me I-T-O-S (sound here!) Excuse me A-R-E (the) Excuse me B-E-S-T